Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i think i have herpe
just one?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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