awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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