All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Randomize
