Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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