Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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