I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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