for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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