He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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