I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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