y did u give ur computer a hand job?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
The air taste purple.
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