these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Randomize
