when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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