I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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