Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'm having to shit out rocks
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