no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
A bitchslap is in order.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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