Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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