When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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