Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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