if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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