its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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