im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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