it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
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I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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