I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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