So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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