I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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