It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
We smell like vodka and hangover
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