the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Green mimosas i think yes
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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