She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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