He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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