Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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