Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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