Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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