remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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