I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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