I feel like abortions should bother me more
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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