Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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