Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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