ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
