No stitches, just platelets and will power
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I AM VODKA MAN
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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