somebody snuck up and got me drunk
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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