That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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