he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You don't make any sense
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