Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
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He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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