Quick, to the slutcave!
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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