You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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