i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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