"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It was a blind-side dick pic.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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