I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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