I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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