Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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