It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
