thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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