Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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