don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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