i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Quick, to the slutcave!
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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